Yes, I understand you are on vacation and you left your brains at home. Yes, you need affordable, economical transportation. Yes, when traveling to a new place you think you can invent a new persona because it's endlessly entertaining and chances are you will never see the people you meet again.
Please, rent a car or just walk. If I ever see any of you in these things, I will personally kick your ass.
What's up with the wheel lock? Who would want to steal this martian trike bike, LSD dropping, beaten stepchild of a contraption? Do you think you will score with the ladies?
I've seen people cruise down S. Kihei Rd. in these monstrosities and I just want to pop my truck into 4-wheel low and run them over like Bigfoot. Instead, how about renting a real scooter from Kamaina Scooters?
Remember, I will KICK YOUR ASS!
I once saw a Japanese couple in one of these on the H1 freeway viaduct going max speed 35 mph...on the freakin freeway!!!!
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